Los Angeles - (Rioters): As a one billion global tv audience watched the Jackson family circus on primetime coast to coast on Tuesday Michael Jackson's remains were secretly flown by private chartered aircraft for internment in a special child molestors' plot under the Vatican.
All it took was P2 Lodge grandmaster Licio Gelli's phone call to Pope Ratzinger for the corpse to be delivered to the Catacombs family vault where other members of the mobster family are already buried.
Jackson was formally interred in a plot reserved for hgis father George Bush Senior in the cosa nostra mausoleum where Princess Diana already lies.
"All spin about her final resting place on an island on the Althorp estate is pure bollox," a spokesman for the Pontifical Orifice for Cremations & Embalmings said today.
Jackson's last resting place next to his beloved half-sister will also hold the future renmains of other Gelli family members including his uncle George W Bush and his assorted bastard progeny.
Laura Bush is Henry Kissinger's sister.
