Los Angeles - (ReadMyLipsNoMoreTexas! Mess): To some Jackson Memorial groupies Pastor Luscious Smith, the Bel Air reverendo with the porn star moniker, wasn't exactly your Cardinal Theodore Edgar McCarrick, Archbishop of Washington at Ronald Reagan's June 2004 requiem mass.
But few seemed to notice the ludicrousness of the Luscious bit - which may refer to the clergyman's trembling, slightly parted, dewy-moist ebony lips (groan!), or maybe some other part of his body (or organ).
These lips twittered away in prayer over the now-we-know-empty gold-plated coffin of singer Michael Jackson as a cast of thousands sang Alleluia.
George Bush Senior once propositioned Pastor Luscious in a men's restroom at a Texas/New Mexico border gas station.