Las Vegas, Nevada - "It will be the children's first Tour de Force," said Joe Jackson, as he prepared his luggage for the flight back to Los Angeles. "But I assure you it won't be their last Tour de Force, if I got anything to do with it." Mr. Jac...
Last night the stage saw a new Susan Boyle. Gone was the lady who has been hiding in motel rooms and missing her place on the traveling group of singers from "Britain's Got Talent". Beginning with a slow beautiful rendition of "Memory" from cats,...
Manama, Bahrain - (Offshore Banking Mess): Suspicions that Michael Jackson may have converted to Islam shortly before his death intensified today after an 'Islamic' last will and testament was discovered in Manama that disinherits the singer's childr...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Two "tainted lots" of a generic version of propofol, a powerful sedative and anesthetic used by pop icon Michael Jackson before his death, have been recalled by the drug maker. The Los Angeles Times indicated police found the drug...
Washington, DC - Michael Jackson's ghost took a whack at Obama and ended up hitting his teleprompter. This is the claim of unauthorized biographer, Ian Heparin, who today released a book detailing Jackson's sordid past. Mr. Heparin claims that a lot...
Elizabeth Taylor has reportedly been hospitalized in Los Angeles for her grief over the death of her close friend Michael Jackson. The New York Post reports that Ms. Taylor is suffering from "weakness, tiredness, the shingles, exhaustion, Swine Fl...
Larry Azziz made a solemn vow to eat his hat if pop singer Michael Jackson died before reaching 51, and yesterday he was made stick to that promise during a local hat-eating ceremony. Watched by dozens of confused spectators, Larry, 68, gobbled down...
Michael Jackson was so addicted to the powerful drug Depravedivan that he begged to be "put under" it has been claimed. The singer was "put under" exactly as he wished. He had previously spent up to 72 hours living "like a corpse". Unfortunately e...
New York - (Grand Slam Thank-You-Ma'am Mess): Ageing ex-world women's tennis champion Bille Jean Moffit King has been dragged into the controversy of who fathered Michael Jackson's children after David Gest's son Jordan Chandler tested DNA positive.
Michael Jackson's final request before he "Beat It" was that his body should be left to science. However, for the first time ever in its thoudand-year history, science today rejected a bequeathed body when it turned Jackson's body away at the gate...
Entertainment insiders have admitted that Michael Jackson was a hoax and have confessed that none of his life happened and that it was all a careful illusion using state-of-the-art plastics and magic tricks. The project was developed by the CIA in...
Los Angeles - (New York New York Mess): LAPD investigators on the trail of Michael Jackson's assassins have subpoenaed Liza Minelli's 2003 divorce deposition files. A sworn statement claims ex-husband David Gest fathered Jordan Chandler, 29, subs...
Los Angeles - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): LAPD officials probing Michael Jackson's smack overdose swooped on US concert promoter David Gest this morning. The raid followed a tip-off from London cops who recently ransacked Gest's Camden Lock pad on an inte...
The President was in Russian where they agreed to help settle a lot of differences by the United States sending in 200,000 military personell into nearby Georgia while the Russian army will send 200,000 troops into our state of Georgia. The Swine...
Los Angeles - (ReuterUs): ".....so gay he even made Roger Federer look, like, er...virtually heterosexual!" That's the conclusion of a weekend poll run by iconic celeb rag LA FahHagSlagMag after footage of a 2001 Caesar's Palace Jackson/David Gest...
Astonishing new evidence regarding Michael Jackson's death and connections to the British Royal Family has only now come to light. It has long been thought that his appearance resembled that of Queen Elisabeth and he clearly had the distinctive p...
SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - The Associated Press is reporting that the former lead singer of the British band Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne has just purchased Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch's petting zoo. Neverland Ranch, a sprawling para...
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