Written by Egg Man

Monday, 13 July 2009

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A Soho night club, is it King Michael?

Astonishing new evidence regarding Michael Jackson's death and connections to the British Royal Family has only now come to light.

It has long been thought that his appearance resembled that of Queen Elisabeth and he clearly had the distinctive profile of Prince Phillip.

A leaked document thought to have come from the vaults of Buckingham Palace clearly place Jackson as being in line to the throne. On a secret visit to England in 1983 while recording "Say Say Say" and "The Girl Is Mine" at Paul McCartney's recording studios in Sussex close friends say he told McCartney the truth of his ancestry. "The Girl Is Mine" was originally titled "The THRONE Is Mine" McCartney talked Jackson out of using the word THRONE and suggested GIRL instead.

Could Jackson ever have been the King of Britain? Insiders told stories of how Jackson would sit for hours on his own personal throne, crown adorning his head while being waited on hand and foot by his entourage dressed as ushers and aides in full regalia.
Prince Charles (who like Jackson was born to boogie) could often be seen sharing a pint of beer in the world famous Soho nightclub "one over the top" chatting about all things Royal.

The next stage of Jackson's journey to becoming King of England was a Prince Charles ear transplant. Michael Jackson had been reported to have objected to an ear transplant thinking it may have made him look strange.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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