Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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OMG! All Jackson's wives, ex-wives, concubines, children or other chattels now automatically belong to Bahraini prince

Manama, Bahrain - (Offshore Banking Mess): Suspicions that Michael Jackson may have converted to Islam shortly before his death intensified today after an 'Islamic' last will and testament was discovered in Manama that disinherits the singer's children, relatives and wannabe legatees.

Today lawyers acting for the singer's former Bahraini royal creditor Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad al-Khalifa flew out to Los Angeles to enforce the 24 November 2008 out of court agreement.

This left Jackson's entire estate to the Emir of Bahrain's son in exchange for full and final settlement of all debts accrued.

Under Sharia Law Jackson's entire estate is forfeit in lieu of any unpaid loans and debts accruing.

And that estate includes and wives, ex-wives, concubines, children or other chattels which now automatically belong to his erstwhile creditor.

Deborah Rowe is incandescent with rage.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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