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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest. Cowell made the remarks to Randy Jackson, about whom Cowell s...

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Funny story: American Idol and Survivor in Bidding War over Kate Gosselin

American Idol and Survivor in Bidding War over Kate Gosselin

There is no doubt about it, America loves to see Kate Gosselin get riled up, especially when she's trying so hard NOT to be a bitch. Her famous scowling face on Dancing with the Stars is garnering more viewers than even American Idol. And now the...

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Funny story: American Idol May Replace Simon Cowell with Kate Gosselin

American Idol May Replace Simon Cowell with Kate Gosselin

After seeing its ratings taken over by Dancing with the Stars, the producers of the hit show American Idol had an epiphany. "Kate Gosselin should so be the next Simon Cowell." Since Simon Cowell isn't making enough people angry anymore, the show n...

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Funny story: American Idol: Didi Goes Bye-Bye

American Idol: Didi Goes Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - And THIS is American Idol. Ruben Studdard performed. Usher Performed. And so did Diddy Dirt Money. It was amazing that Seacrest and da folks managed to find time to deal with the bottom three. The bottom three this week was comprised o...

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Funny story: Usher Mentors American Idol's Top Ten

Usher Mentors American Idol's Top Ten

HOLLYWOOD - Usher appeared on American Idol and mentored the final 10 contestants. Usher even suggested to judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson that he needs to work on four things. One he needs to stop saying "Yo, yo, so check it out dawg" every...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol Over Curse

Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol Over Curse

Simon Cowell, the best known judge on "American Idol" is not leaving the show because he is getting married or that it is because of his new job as producer of The X Factor on the new US version, according to a Source. "Simon Cowell will not sit...

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Funny story: The Musical Reality Show "Iranian Idol" Is Cancelled When One of The Singers Shoots One of The Judges

The Musical Reality Show "Iranian Idol" Is Cancelled When One of The Singers Shoots One of The Judges

TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian Idol is only in its first season and it has already been cancelled. A spokesperson for 19th Camel Hump Productions, Sim Casbar stated that Iranian Idol had just entered into its Top Ten stage. Twenty-six year old Dezjand...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato Bring The American Idol House Down And Totally Impress "The Big Black Dawg"

Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato Bring The American Idol House Down And Totally Impress "The Big Black Dawg"

HOLLYWOOD - Teen singing sensations Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato appeared on the American Idol results show and literally brought the house down with their fantastic rendition of the old Sonny and Cher song, "I Got You Babe." The two teen heartthrobs...

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Funny story: American Idol: Paige Miles Should Be Shown The Exit Door Fo Sho Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

American Idol: Paige Miles Should Be Shown The Exit Door Fo Sho Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol song theme, was songs that have been number one on The Billboard Chart. And like they say in Shanghai, China, Ying chu fu wong su damn yikes!, which means It sho do look like the end of da road fo da last of da sista...

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Funny story: Ke$ha Performs On American Idol And Leaves Glitter All Over The Damn Stage

Ke$ha Performs On American Idol And Leaves Glitter All Over The Damn Stage

HOLLYWOOD - Ke$ha Rose Petal Sebert, better known as the glitterized singer with the first name comprised of four letters and a dollar sign, performed on The American Idol stage. The white singer from Tennessee with the sing-song, rappin' style sa...

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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

In an act of name dropping not seen in weeks, American Idol announced that Miley Cyrus will join Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift in a trio and perform on the American Idol Finale show. Additionally, there will be a performance by the Ninja Stripper Vampi...

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Funny story: Lacey Brown - America Idol's Most Beautiful Girl Gets Sent Back To Amarillo By Morning

Lacey Brown - America Idol's Most Beautiful Girl Gets Sent Back To Amarillo By Morning

HOLLYWOOD - Amarillo's Lacey Brown sang the Rolling Stones "Ruby Tuesday" on Tuesday and on Wednesday America sadly sang the baseball pitchers song, "Hit The Road Jack." Lacey found herself in the bottom three along with Paige "La Laryngitis" Mile...

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Funny story: Sales of Rolling Stones Albums Go Through The Roof Thanks To American Idol

Sales of Rolling Stones Albums Go Through The Roof Thanks To American Idol

LONDON - Rolling Stone lead singer Mick Jagger sat in the spacious living room of his mansion in St. John's Wood as happy as a midget in Beyonce's knickers. The 66-year-old Rolling Stone said that his agent Watson Birnbeck, called him up and told...

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Funny story: American Idol: Michael "Big Mike" Lynche Is Bigger, Better, and Not As Sweaty As Ruben Studdard

American Idol: Michael "Big Mike" Lynche Is Bigger, Better, and Not As Sweaty As Ruben Studdard

HOLLYWOOD - Florida native Michael Lynche is probably the strongest singing contestant to ever appear on American Idol. And by strong, I do not mean voice wise, I mean strength wise. In a commercial for American Idol, Lynche is shown lifting up Cr...

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Funny story: Katie Stevens Has "Never Actually Been Dragged Away by Wild Horses," Says Kara DioGuardi

Katie Stevens Has "Never Actually Been Dragged Away by Wild Horses," Says Kara DioGuardi

LOS ANGELES, California - One of the most lackluster Top 12 groups in America's Got Idols history had to face the legendary Rolling Stones' songbook Tuesday night, but Kara DioGuardi continued to demonstrate an unwillingness to cut younger performers...

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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Tells Kara DioGuardi To Please Stop Constantly Rubbing Up Against His Body!

American Idol's Simon Cowell Tells Kara DioGuardi To Please Stop Constantly Rubbing Up Against His Body!

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has put his judge's foot down and said that enough is enough in regards to fellow judge Kara DioGuardi's incessant touching and rubbing of his body in front of millions of TV viewers. The Britisher know...

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Funny story: Lacey Brown's Fan Club Tells The American Idol Beauty To Start Showing Off Her Legs!

Lacey Brown's Fan Club Tells The American Idol Beauty To Start Showing Off Her Legs!

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol has chosen the top twelve. On the male side one of the favorites is Lee Dewyze. And on the female side the favorite is Crystal Bowersox. But there is one girl who could prove to be a dark horse and come out of leftfield a...

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