American Idol and Survivor in Bidding War over Kate Gosselin

Written by Charpa93

Sunday, 4 April 2010

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There is no doubt about it, America loves to see Kate Gosselin get riled up, especially when she's trying so hard NOT to be a bitch. Her famous scowling face on Dancing with the Stars is garnering more viewers than even American Idol.

And now the numbers are in and two of the top reality series, American Idol and Survivor, are reportedly wooing Kate with millions of dollars if she'll come on board and show some of that nastiness for their viewers.

One may ask how someone with no musical talent could be taken seriously as a judge on American Idol, but the answer is obvious. She has no dancing talent and she's the hottest thing on Dancing with the Stars. For Idol, all she has to do is show up every week, be herself and make a half dozen contestants cry and she's golden. Case closed.

But the really intriguing pairing would be to have Kate Gosselin star on the next season of Survivor. Ohh, can't you just see her face when she's asked to eat a big fat juicy grub or when she's told that she's on kitchen duty--again?

Imagine the Kate haters getting the opportunity to watch Kate get lambasted every week. We have no doubt that would be one of the most-watched reality shows in the history of television. But then again, giving Kate the power to lord over some nice kids trying to catch a break in the music industry? It's a toss up and we're betting the two shows' producers are wishing there were two Kate Gosselins right about now.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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