Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 15 March 2010

image for Lacey Brown's Fan Club Tells The American Idol Beauty To Start Showing Off Her Legs!
Lacey Brown wearing a short skirt while picking out the next song she will sing on American Idol.

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol has chosen the top twelve. On the male side one of the favorites is Lee Dewyze. And on the female side the favorite is Crystal Bowersox.

But there is one girl who could prove to be a dark horse and come out of leftfield and surprise the judges.

Lacey Brown who is a Sunday school teacher in Amarillo, Texas has shown that she could be one of the top contenders. Lacey keeps gaining confidence, and getting prettier with each new American Idol show.

One of the early on favorites Andrew Garcia has not improved at all and twice has already been in the bottom two. Also Andy's big gangesque tattoo on the side of his neck has not gotten him any votes from viewers living in the Midwest, the Dakotas, or New England.

Lacey Brown on the other hand has improved more and more each week. She has a legion of fans and the numbers are growing as one of her most avid fans, Zydeco Dupree, a comedian from Louisiana has stated.

Dupree talking from The Coushatta War Party Land O' Gumbo Riverboat Casino in Lake Charles where he performs nightly said that there is one thing that Lacey needs to do that most of the other girls have already done.

When asked what is that, Zydeco smiles and says, "Da babe needs ta show some leg. Lacey has gots ta put on a miniskirt and show off dem million dollar legs of hers."

Dupree went on to say that if Lacey shows those gorgeous gams her vote count will double and maybe even triple. He said that yes it is true that it is a singing contest and not a beauty contest, but Dupree is quick to point out that three years ago a girl from San Antonio, Haley Scarnato, who was not a very good singer, came out on each show wearing the shortest skirt that Wal-Mart sells.

And Haley was able to capture about 90 percent of the 14 to 18 teenage boy vote. Another girl who knew how to work it was Carrie Underwood. She never once came out wearing a pair of farm overalls. And Underwood was the eventual winner that year.

Dupree also added that another thing that Miss Brown has got going for her is that she has the most beautiful eyes since country singing sensation Martina McBride. Lacey's eyes are the type of eyes that when a guy looks into them he says yes, yes, yes, no matter what the question was.

Zydeco said, "Dude, let me tells ya, if our girl Lacey comes out singin' in a short skirt and flashing dem gorgeously sultry hazel eyes at da camera, she'll have every teenage boy in America voting for her along with probably about 98 percent of da lesbianites."

In a related story. American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres told AI host Ryan Seacrest in the strictest confidence that if she was not married to Portia and if Lacey was a lesbian that she would ask her to marry her faster than Ann Coulter can say 'Damnocrats.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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