HOLLYWOOD - Amarillo's Lacey Brown sang the Rolling Stones "Ruby Tuesday" on Tuesday and on Wednesday America sadly sang the baseball pitchers song, "Hit The Road Jack."
Lacey found herself in the bottom three along with Paige "La Laryngitis" Miles and Tim "I Can't Believe I'm Still Around?" Urban.
Brown was a far better singer than both singers, and as Simon says, if I may be honest here, Lacey was a better singer than even the two combined.
But unfortunately Paige got the black vote and Tim got his family vote, which includes 9 siblings, 31 aunts and uncles, 129 cousins, and 7 grandparents.
Goodness, if I did not know any better I'd swear that he was from the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas instead of from Duncanville, Texas.
Paige was asked what she thought about the fact that she will get to stay around and sing for one more week. And she replied, "__________________."
Then Ryan asked Tim what he thought about the fact that he would still be hanging around. He shrugged his shoulders and said that he was shocked because everyone can see that Lacey is a much better singer than him, she has much prettier eyes, and a better looking figure.
Tim then added that he had heard it very hush-hush from Simon that Lacey also has the the sweetest smelling (blank) since Carrie Underwood.
SIDENOTE: If Revlon, Cover Girl, or Maybelline have any sense they will jump on Lacey Brown and put her in one of their eye shadow, eye liner, or eye candy commercials. The muchacha (girl) from Amarillo has got the sexiest looking 'bedroom eyes' that most guys have ever seen.
