American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest.

Cowell made the remarks to Randy Jackson, about whom Cowell said smells kind of like a cross between a chicken wing and an NBA basketball.

Randy "The Dawg" Jackson laughed at Simon's remark and turned around and stated that Cowell sort of smells like he has been kissing Amy Winehouse's (blank).

Cowell reportedly grabbed his mouth and ran off to find the nearest little boys' room.

Meanwhile DeGeneres said that she agrees that Kara smells a whole lot prettier than her and she attributes that to the fact that she is trying her best to try and steal "Simple" Simon away from his lovely fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy, the ex-Afghani freedom fighter.

Ellen winks and remarks, "Poor, skinny, little 'Miss Hot Crotch' Kara does not have a snowball's chance in hell of taking Simon away from Mezhgan because her tits are way, way smaller than Mezhgan's and everyone knows that Simon is and has always been a tits man, a butt boy, and a hoo ha heathen."

To read an interesting article on the Top 20 Prettiest Smelling Actresses and Actors in Hollywood log on to www.wowyousuresmellpretty.lic

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