TheSpoof.com was mildly interested to see 2 of its less popular writers return to spoof writing, after a daredevil escape from the HM Holloway Prison. Collins, aged 92, and Dutton, aged 91, had spent the prior 9 months to the escape fashioning a h...
Blackburn FC have been forced to apologise to its fans today after completing the signing of the wrong person, in a desperate attempt to sign Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. Instead they managed to sign an 87 year old, former butcher, called Ronal...
An elderly gentleman from Blackpool finds him at the centre of a religious whirlwind today following an incident as he was making his lunch. Whilst making his favourite soup, he accidentally slipped and spilled the pan across his breadboard. Aft...
The BBC radio show "The Archers" has celebrated its 60th anniversary episode with some dramatic twists that had been kept secret from the listeners. The most notable twist saw David Beckham crash through the sleepy village of Ambridge in a truck.
John Wiki, a plumber based in Bolton has declared bankruptcy today following a sharp downturn in his online bookings in the latter part of 2010. His plumbing business Wiki-Leaks, formed in 2006, took a notable part of its work through the Internet...
The 3rd Bond film featuring Daniel Craig as the Secret Agent has finally commenced filming following a number of problems with gathering the necessary funds to complete the film. In order to ensure appropriate funding could be secured, a number of...
Cheryl Cole, lunatic signer and hair dye scientist, has announced her intention to wed the D.E.R.E.K. 2000 - her personal Dancing Emotional Robotic Exercising KineticBot. It is believed that she purchased the robot in early 2010 following the ma...
Outgoing Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed his intention to run for the President once he has transitioned out of his current role. He has been a controversial Governor for California, in part for his decision to sell the ci...
Simon Cowell, pop music mogul and part time vampire has confirmed today that he is working on a new show which will air in Spring 2011. The new show, "Prison's Got Talent", will see Cowell and 2 judges working their way around various jails in the...
Following a string of poor performance's and generally perceived mismanagement of the Liverpool FC team, manager Roy Hodgson has been fired out of a cannon by the American owners of the club. The action, rare in British sports, however common plac...
Famed singer and lothario Tony Hadley has announced the he will be touring the tiny, yet important nation of Mid Korea throughout 2011 as part of his attempt to support the UN "International Acknowlegdement Programme". The nation is often overlook...
The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...
"BAPS" - The British Association of ProstituteS - announced today its intention to sue Manchester United player, Wayne Rooney. Rooney, once again in the news for paying for sex has now been deemed by the organsation as damaging its important brand...
The RSPCA formerly apologised to the public today following the escape of the recently captured James "Chimpy" Corden. Only a few days ago, the RSPCA took Corden into their care after a number of public incidents, leaving them no option but to cage...
Following a call received yesterday, the RSPCA dispatched a number of animal handlers to deal with "an out of control baboon" that was "terrorising the public". Arriving at the scene, the handlers were surprised to see that the desperate mammal wa...
The recent 'schizophrenic' performances of Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka has been explained today when it was revealed that the 29 year old "Dice K" actually is one of two twins. In signing the pitcher in 2006 from the Seibu Lions, the Red Sox...
Interesting news has reached the spoof desk regarding a home swap. Mr Jonas Jones and Mrs Joan Jones have agreed to swap the homes that each one of them owns. Jonas Jones resides in South Wales and Joan Jones has her home in Spain. Jonas Jo...
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