Cheryl Cole, lunatic signer and hair dye scientist, has announced her intention to wed the D.E.R.E.K. 2000 - her personal Dancing Emotional Robotic Exercising KineticBot.
It is believed that she purchased the robot in early 2010 following the malfunction of her previous android, the C.O.L.E - Computerised Online Lovemaking Emotio-Bot V5.
It has been a traumatic time for the X Factor judge and part time robotic engineer Cole, however it is believed that this may well be the robot for her.
During the announcement, her PR manager also confirmed that she intends to continue to maintain the 4 robotic singers in her Robo-Pop group Droids Aloud.
