Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Monday, 3 January 2011

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Wanted by the Police

TheSpoof.com was mildly interested to see 2 of its less popular writers return to spoof writing, after a daredevil escape from the HM Holloway Prison.

Collins, aged 92, and Dutton, aged 91, had spent the prior 9 months to the escape fashioning a hot air balloon from their underwear.

It is believed that the two have now taken up residence in a secret World War 2 bunker in order to avoid capture by the authorities and to allow their spoof writing to continue.

The two maintained their innocence upto their escape regardless of the significant levels of evidence and their signed confessions for the number of jewellery heists that they were sentenced to 8 years in prison for.

The police have advised to avoid the individuals at all costs and to disregard any suggestion by the two that they have been released on parole due to overcrowding.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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