Interesting news has reached the spoof desk regarding a home swap.
Mr Jonas Jones and Mrs Joan Jones have agreed to swap the homes that each one of them owns.
Jonas Jones resides in South Wales and Joan Jones has her home in Spain.
Jonas Jones has stated that he is fed up with the Welsh weather and has said that the cold really gets to his bones so he has decided to move to Mrs Jones Spanish home.
In turn Joan Jones is an obsessive mobile phone user and has decided to swap for a Welsh home as in Spain she cannot get dialing tones on any of her six phones.
Jonas Jones admits he did have to pay a little extra to Joan Jones in order to purchase her home and make it his own and at first could not get a mortgage but has now managed to obtain a sufficient loan.
Mrs Jones is now all set for the move and has packed up her famous collection of antique whale bone combs and her novelty gnomes which will be displayed at the front of her new Welsh home.
A neighbor of Mr Jones, who was passing at the time he was packing up, was heard to comment 'thank god he is leaving, I am fed up of hearing his moans about the cold getting to his bones.'
