Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Saturday, 1 January 2011

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Outgoing Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed his intention to run for the President once he has transitioned out of his current role.

He has been a controversial Governor for California, in part for his decision to sell the city of Los Angeles to Starbucks for $1 Billion. He then used the funds to bankroll a significant military operation to Central America to fight what he believed to be a alien lifeform named the "Predator". Nothing was found.

Schwarzenegger will take his new role from February 1st, running from office to office on behalf of President Obama, delivering his mail and passing on notes.

It is somewhat of a stepdown for the Austrian, who is the twin brother of actor Danny DeVito however another example of his commitment to the democratic process.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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