Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Saturday, 1 January 2011

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Simon Cowell, pop music mogul and part time vampire has confirmed today that he is working on a new show which will air in Spring 2011.

The new show, "Prison's Got Talent", will see Cowell and 2 judges working their way around various jails in the UK allowing prisoners to audition for them. Should the prisoner receive three strikes from the judges, their remaining sentence will be doubled.

Should they impress the judges sufficiently, they will be immediately freed.

The ultimate winner of the show will receive a full pardon and a chance to appear at the Palladium.

Cowell's fellow judges will be TV's Gaby Roslin and Frank "The Hammer" McGraw, a former enforcer for the Kray's.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Simon Cowell, Prison

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