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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Funny story: Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Despite space's obvious appeal and dazzling views, it has had trouble attracting tourists. Charles Simonyi, billionaire software designer and the less famous husband of Martha Stewart, is trying to change that as he has just become the fifth spa...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.

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Funny story: France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's new fast train has smashed the previous fast train record. However, in so doing, it has gone so fast it has accidentally traveled forward in time, like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.

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Funny story: Brand New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Shock! Worse Than the First.

Brand New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Shock! Worse Than the First.

It's been several weeks since lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby, announced to the world that he didn't think 'One Night in Paris' was very good.

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Funny story: Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.

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Funny story: Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Dancing with the stars... on ice! That's the premise thought up by a young, unobservant intern at NBC.

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Funny story: David Hicks Escapes Guantanamo, Finally Heading Home to be Imprisoned

David Hicks Escapes Guantanamo, Finally Heading Home to be Imprisoned

David Hicks, the Australian man held at Guantanamo Bay for five years without charge, where he was allegedly subjected to torture, is finally being released.

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Funny story: George Bush to Pull Troops Out of Iraq and Find Peaceful Solution... April Fool

George Bush to Pull Troops Out of Iraq and Find Peaceful Solution... April Fool

Leader of the free world, George Bush, has announced today that he intends to pull American and allied troops out of Iraq and look for a peaceful solution to the conflict.

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Funny story: 'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

The mystery of how the pyramids were built has been claimed to be 'solved' by a French architect. However, his theories have now been categorically debunked by eye witnesses.

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Funny story: "Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...

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Funny story: Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.

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Funny story: Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.

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Funny story: How injured is Frank Lampard?

How injured is Frank Lampard?

It was reported that Frank Lampard would play in the England qualifier despite his sore hand.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard, who hasn't scored a goal for England since 2005, is out of the England squad... due to a sore hand.

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Funny story: Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Ipods 'safely' ejected by Windows Vista may in fact be damaged by the program - take that Mac!...

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Funny story: Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.

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