Brand New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Shock! Worse Than the First.

Written by Tom Taylor

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Why am I wasting my time with this?

It's been several weeks since lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby, announced to the world that he didn't think 'One Night in Paris' was very good.

"I was watching the Paris Hilton scene, I was a little excited, and then I suddenly realized... it isn't actually very good."

Jack (34) found that it was "kinda green..." and "...sometimes she looks a little bored."

"I guess I thought that, 'cause of the 'famous thing', it'd be good but I think she could really use some coaching, especially if she wants to succeed in the porn industry."

These were the comments made by Kilby back then... but now a new revelation by the unemployed Star Trek fan.

"Yeah, I saw the new one. It's boring. Clearly the experience she gained from the first movie has not stood her in good stead for the sequel."

Jack continues to live with his mother... although she wants him out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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