Windows Vista - May Explode, Cause of Most Evil on Earth

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

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This copy of Windows Vista even rejected sunlight.

Ipods 'safely' ejected by Windows Vista may in fact be damaged by the program - take that Mac!

Windows Vista is increasingly frustrating customers by stopping various components like mouses (it's not mice, really), mp3 players and printers from working.

Many customers have also found that their palm pilots don't work on the new system, meaning that their lives are effectively stuffed.

According to journalist Grant Thomas, "I've spent so much money on so much stuff just to make myself look good and it's worthless... worthless! I own things that work on Windows 98 perfectly but don't work on the 'wave of the future'. What's with that?"

However bankrupt businessman Jeff Johns disagrees, "Sure, the program may have accidentally destroyed a few important things, like all of my tax details, and caused me to lose everything, including my home and family, but damn, those floating boxes look so pretty."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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