Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Tuesday, 10 April 2007

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Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

"The public have a right to know." said the Aussie actress, "Of course, I also want the media to be able to make as much money out of my pregnancy as possible. That's what's truly important. I might even name it Entertainment Tonight Kidman."

When asked about the danger of miscarriage, Kidman replied; "Look,I know that you're not really supposed to tell people in the first three months but I can't be expected to get that luxury, I'm a celebrity. The first thing I want, if I find out I'm pregnant, is paparazzi stressing me out, hiding around corners and invading my personal space as much as possible. That's a healthy start to a pregnancy if you ask me."

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