'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Saturday, 31 March 2007

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These steps used to lead down.

The mystery of how the pyramids were built has been claimed to be 'solved' by a French architect. However, his theories have now been categorically debunked by eye witnesses.

According to a number of Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs, who were interviewed as reanimated mummies, the pyramids were in fact built upside-down.

"Yeah, we started by sticking the pointy bit in..." says Pharaoh Djedefre "...then we just stacked the rest on top. Keeping it from falling over was hard but the hardest part was turning it over once it was built. Fortunately we had hundreds of thousands of slaves and we didn't care how many we sacrificed during the 'great flip'."

- Tom Taylor

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