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Funny story: Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

The town of Flubadub, Canada, is not known for anything. It's a quiet place of 1000 people and a few chickens. But recently a series of bizarre kung-fu attacks have taken place on innocent people in the town.

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Funny story: Deal Or No Deal's Noel Edmonds Admitted to Psychiatric Hospital

Deal Or No Deal's Noel Edmonds Admitted to Psychiatric Hospital

The famous TV present Noel Edmonds has been locked up in the nuthouse after 'hearing voices' live on his successful TV programme 'Deal or No Deal'.

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Funny story: Footballer injured: out for 3 months

Footballer injured: out for 3 months

Footballer Johnny Footballer, who plays football for Football United, is not going to play football for a while due to a hamstering injury.

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Funny story: Scientology - The Religion For Rich People

Scientology - The Religion For Rich People

The Scientology 'religion' was founded in the 1940s by L. Ron. Hubbard, the sci-fi novelist, who famously said "There's a lot of money in religion, I should start my own."...

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Funny story: Pope caught having sex with badger

Pope caught having sex with badger

It is rumored that Pope Benedict XVI was arrested by police in Rome this afternoon, after being caught having sex with a badger. The badger was said to have been wearing a Nazi uniform. It is not yet known whether the badger enjoyed the encounter.

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Funny story: Muslim outrage at The Spoof article

Muslim outrage at The Spoof article

Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of a picture of Mohammed on the spoof website The Spoof.

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Funny story: Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of an edition of 'Where's Wally?' featuring the prophet Mohammed.

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Funny story: 'Moose Limb' threat to Midwest

'Moose Limb' threat to Midwest

For years they have roamed the wilds of the Midwestern USA, from the Rocky mountains to the Canadian border. But due to a recent increase in car usage, more and more moose are being run over on the roads and highways.

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Funny story: Elton John launches Adopt-a-Priest scheme

Elton John launches Adopt-a-Priest scheme

The Catholic Church has for many years had to face declining numbers, as well as widespread mockery of its rigidly male membership in the face of stiff opposition.

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Funny story: Bird flu transmitted to rubber ducks

Bird flu transmitted to rubber ducks

Bird flu, the potential world killer that never was, has taken a new form. The virus is now capable of infecting inanimate objects which are in the shape of birds - including rubber ducks, plastic chicks and wall-mounted flying geese.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!

Paris Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!

Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.

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Funny story: Construction work begins on Paris Hilton

Construction work begins on Paris Hilton

There was confusion today, as a new wing was due to be built onto the Paris Hilton hotel in downtown Paris. But builders misunderstood and have begun assembling scaffolding on Paris Hilton, the skinny talentless heiress.

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Funny story: Bin Laden claims 9/11 was 'intended as leaflet drop but went horribly wrong'

Bin Laden claims 9/11 was 'intended as leaflet drop but went horribly wrong'

Osama bin Laden has released a new video to the Al Jazeera television network, in which he sensationally reveals the real reason for the 9/11 attacks was not malicious, just incompetent.

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Funny story: World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline

World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline

Once the humble domestic ass carried people and their possessions throughout the world. But that was before the invention of the donkey, and ever since then ass usage has been sagging.

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Funny story: President Bush tells Iraqis to 'lighten up'

President Bush tells Iraqis to 'lighten up'

President Bush made his State of the Union address this week, in which he declared the war in Iraq to be a 'minor incident which has been over-reported in the media'.

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Funny story: Scientists Prove That God Evolved From Monkeys

Scientists Prove That God Evolved From Monkeys

Many Christians have denied evolution for years, insisting that their made-up 'intelligent design theory' was more believable. But now scientists have proven that if God does exist, which he probably doesn't, but if he does then he must h...

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Funny story: Barack Hussein Obama Criticised For 'Having A Black Man's Name'

Barack Hussein Obama Criticised For 'Having A Black Man's Name'

His name, Barack Hussein Obama, is already known throughout the world. He is the great hope of the Democrat party (apart from Hillary Clinton supporters) in the 2008 elections. Yet the charismatic young man who would be president has been criticised...

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