There was confusion today, as a new wing was due to be built onto the Paris Hilton hotel in downtown Paris. But builders misunderstood and have begun assembling scaffolding on Paris Hilton, the skinny talentless heiress.
It is thought that the extension, which contains 200 new luxury rooms, will take about 6 months to complete and will weigh 6000 tonnes. This will severely affect the mobility of Paris Hilton, who will have to regularly open her doors to businessmen and tourists in the French capital.
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton the hotel has been spotted by paparazzi getting drunk on the town, flashing its brickwork and kissing random outbuildings. It is also rumoured that there is a sex tape on the internet showing the hotel romping with a Travelodge.
