At last we caught a break and one of our military devices worked. As you know, many of our drone operators have become neurotic from the stress of operating drones and wacking the enemy. We find a lot of these drone pilots (or droners, as we call...
On this day, I was assigned the job of fact checking the speech announcing the presidency of Donald Trump (aka The Donald, Donald the Duck, The Mouth.) I went to my desk, as I have one, and began downloading his speech so I could fact check it. As...
Interview of mob attending Trump's announcement he is running for the presidency, at the conclusion. Interviewer: Serge Flocco, NBC News, at 4.00 o'clock. "Madam," said Serge, dressed in his unique serge-blue suit, light gray cravat, and over-sized Skechers Flex-walk sandals, "what comments do you have to make about the Donald's announcement." "Thank you for asking," a madam dressed in ti...
Dear Poetry Fans, I found the most interesting poem yesterday when I was thumbing through the "Baseball Digest," from August 15, 1987. I was looking over some old baseball cards I had examining the edges and looking for creases. I wanted to see what they were worth. There is a certain quality to the poem that I can't describe. I want to share it with you.
The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas. One is prayer. We aren't giving up on prayer yet. But, in the interim, we are standardizing the prayers we use. We have decided to eliminate all prayers in favor of one brief, standardized...
I have observed over the years a despondency with some of our parishioners when their prayers have failed them. Sometimes they prayed for rain and got snow. Some have prayed to win the big Lotto Jackpot, only to do so, and find they have lost the win...
Just outside room 219, a large composed group of media personnel appeared to question Nurse Draw. She confirmed that Jeb Bush, had authorized his medical records be opened to the public. The previous night, asked if he mispronounced the word "nucl...
Today, Jeb Bush threw his hat into the ring and someone threw it back at him. "You," the man in his twenties wearing boots, jeans, and snuggling underwear, said, "look better in it than I do." Jeb looked at him, smiled, and said, "You're right,...
The Spoof Magazine is happy to announce the breaking of the tie between MJaeger and Wilco Timmins. Both of these writers had 564 points and were in a dead heat. For a period of 2 months, each one has been writing in a fury to get ahead of the other. MJaeger, sent an email to, Madge Fontana, currently in first place with a whopping 8,243 points. In it MJaeger asks,"Madge can you give me a poi...
Today The Spoof, an online magazine, refused to accept a Pulitzer Prize. A spokeswoman for The Spoof said, "We have talked to the Pulitzer Prize committee and told them our magazine is written by thousands of writers, and each one should get a Pulitzer in recognition of their outstanding work." The committee stated through it official staff personage," "We don't hand out thousands of Pulitze...
According to the latest reports we have, the escaped New York killer criminals are on their way to Bernie Sanders' headquarters in Burlington Vermont. The criminals were cornered by a policemen at the border of Vermont, with a bull horn and a 'oug...
Today, the pope created a new tribunal to judge the judges' in the old tribunal, who judged bishops accused of sheltering priests' abusive conduct in child sexual abuse cases. Msgr. Ignacio Colderanoni, was named chief judge over the objection of...
From the newspaper, THE SAMOVAR GAZETTE, that brings you the latest news, and quickest, if not the most accurate. It has now been several days since the election that brought many surprises to the people of Turkey. President Recep Tayyip Erdoga...
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican Presidential Candidate, stated today, in front of a crowd of 3, that he wants Caitlyn Jenner's vote. Though he's a conservative, he has found it difficult because of his weird political stands, to attr...
It is officially reported that our great leader Kim Jung is no longer our great leader. While watching a display of North Korea's military might, one of the latest missiles was fired. It started to rise in a perfect trajectory but then went kaput.
Dr. Clydale Chamafert research spokesperson for the Center reported today that introduction of the new female 'Viagra," called Flibanserin, will create new problems in male sexuality as well as female sexuality. Dr Chamafert, looking nattily in hi...
There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...
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