Written by Martin Jaeger

Thursday, 11 June 2015

According to the latest reports we have, the escaped New York killer criminals are on their way to Bernie Sanders' headquarters in Burlington Vermont.

The criminals were cornered by a policemen at the border of Vermont, with a bull horn and a 'ought forty Mauser, out hunting elk. He got them to raise their hands but when he started interrogating them and found they were Sanders supporters, he let them go.

"Bernie," the officer said, "is the underdog and he needs all the help he can get."

I placed a call to Sanders headquarters alerting them that the killers were on the way to help and could be dangerous. The lady who answered the phone said not to worry, that they would have some fliers and buttons ready for them, and a territory of their own to canvas.

Vivo Bernie.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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