It is officially reported that our great leader Kim Jung is no longer our great leader.
While watching a display of North Korea's military might, one of the latest missiles was fired. It started to rise in a perfect trajectory but then went kaput. It dropped into the ocean like a missile dropping into the ocean, disappearing in a splash of white foam.
Our leader looking for someone to execute, found no one. It has been reported that because of our leader's propensity to execute anyone near him, no one is near him any more.
Our great leader, angry at the failure of the missile to achieve the expected goal of a figure 8, reached for his "execution knife."
The knife, for those not familiar, is a 12 inch stainless steal, dishwasher-safe, serrated, knife, he got online from Bed and Breakfast. The handles is imitation walnut wood with three gold rivets, engraved with the name, "Kim's--Don't touch."
He swung it at a flying fish that had leaped over the bow, but he narrowly missed.
No one else around, then he did the right thing, and done himself in.