Trump trumps all the other Republican candidates

Written by Martin Jaeger

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Interview of mob attending Trump's announcement he is running for the presidency, at the conclusion.

Interviewer: Serge Flocco, NBC News, at 4.00 o'clock.

"Madam," said Serge, dressed in his unique serge-blue suit, light gray cravat, and over-sized Skechers Flex-walk sandals, "what comments do you have to make about the Donald's announcement."

"Thank you for asking," a madam dressed in tight jeans, a Mexican sombrero, and riding a Unicorn, said. "I like the idea that he's rich. I'm glad he came out and cleared up that issue. I'm glad he's got that going for him. I'm glad he's got something."

"Are," Serge whipped back, "you going to vote for him?"

"Well," the madam replied, "he's in the running, but it's too soon. I'll have to see if he looses any of that money. Remember that casino fiasco? The Taj Mahal bankruptcy in Atlantic City."

"But didn't you know he sheltered himself,"Serge asked,"so he didn't lose anything? And he still get's a 2 million dollar salary as CEO."

"He's got a great financial planner. He'll do the same when he bankrupts the USA. He'll escape it all and hide in the Trump Towers someplace."

"I see you are Mexican, and that you are wearing a sombrero."

"Yes, I am." the madam said. "I'm one of those that got through the border. He's right about wanting to build a giant wall on the border. Keep out all those illegals like me."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more