The Spoof writer donates one point to break tie

Written by Martin Jaeger

Thursday, 11 June 2015

The Spoof Magazine is happy to announce the breaking of the tie between MJaeger and Wilco Timmins.

Both of these writers had 564 points and were in a dead heat. For a period of 2 months, each one has been writing in a fury to get ahead of the other.

MJaeger, sent an email to, Madge Fontana, currently in first place with a whopping 8,243 points. In it MJaeger asks,"Madge can you give me a point. I need to get ahead of Wilco Timmins."

Of course, Madge refused, but MJaeger in his pathetic way, begged, begged, and begged for that one point. Finally, hunted down, harassed, and brow-beaten she gave him one point.

But, she also gave Madge Fontana a point, so they both had 565 points.

Moral: There isn't any.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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