In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday. Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview...
There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...
There was mayhem today at the Annual World Cow Jumping Games in Scotland. An amazing series of events was triggered when the entrance money was somehow stolen by two mysterious onlookers who looked exactly like a Cat and a Fiddle. 'They've vani...
Popular Scientist, Dr. Denver Colorado has been at it again and today proven that a watched kettle will actually boil. Denver, 43, from Cleethorpes University is an absolute Science boffin and loves solving things in the name of Science. I've often thought that this particular statement was a bit of old waffle but never done anything to try to prove it. I've always been a bit scared of ho...
Shocking News and a warning to everyone as to what can happen if you get a little too inquisitive. We've all heard stories where someone has been on a computer and maybe been tempted to have a look at something they shouldn't, only to realise they...
McFly Hearthrob Danny jones has stunned their fans by announcing plans to start a solo career. Danny, the popular cute Northern one who sings a bit in most songs and plays guitar is the one most Mums like from the band. He said at the Opening Of A...
Mad Rocker Pete Doherty has been arrested after breaking into a record shop in the Bavarian town of Regensburg in Germany. The former Libertines & Babyshambles frontman was caught stealing a bundle of records and also a guitar. An eye-witness...
That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station. When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a...
US Heartthrob and actor Charlie Sheen has launched a brand new cleaning product which he hopes will help him 'clean up.' The troubled star of 'Two And A Half Men' spoke to a packed Press Conference today. I'm sick and tired of making headlines for all the wrong reasons and have decided to clean up my act in every way. I'm a handsome guy and very talented sure, but eventually, you have to s...
Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week. 'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g...
High Street Electrical giant Currys have just announced that as from Monday, not only can you browse for all your electrical needs, you can also order your tea! Joint owners, Edwina and Tim Curry are delighted with the plan, and Tim explained how...
In an exclusive interview today Take That's Gary Barlow revealed what really goes on behind the scenes in Take That. Speaking as they release their Incredible new single 'Kidz' the singer explained, ' Our World Wide domination is down to me we al...
A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in. Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime. 'This is about as good as it gets,' s...
Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars. Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks sta...
Fresh on the heels of the Oscars came another award ceremony, this time to honour songs we love with daft lyrics! It takes place every year, ironically, in the town of Daftest Lyric, just outside Boston, Massachusetts and is now in it's 15th year.
Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...
Top Hollywood dentist Dr. Denver Colorado II has hailed his new technique as a 'genius breakthrough' for all his up and coming Hollywood actors.Denver takes up the story. 'It all started with my Father,Denver The 1st who invented Wooden Teeth for the likes of Walt Disney back in the early days of Hollywood. Walt was fed up with always brushing his teeth so Dad came up with the wooden teeth idea...
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