Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

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Monday, 7 March 2011

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That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station.

When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a quickie, then tell you lot we're having a quickie divorce! Clever innit?

We're having one of those 'No Fault' divorces which means that it's not my fault I don't find Alex attractive anymore. I knew before I met him I wouldn't like him for long. He's not the brightest wasp in the factory God Bless, if he keeps his mouth shut though, I'll give him two million quid and he can sling his hook then. We'll still have sex though If we bump into each other and there's a cupboard somewhere. We're all just animals ain't we?'

Alex, who's best known for being in a cage, stood looking mean and moody for the cameras and added, 'I'm just proud to have been part of her life. That's one classy lady right there.'

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