Written by Mr Goster

Sunday, 13 March 2011

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Wardrobe Disaster

There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster.

Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded.

'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main sheep, the black one, whether she had any wool. Thankfully she had, 3 full bags!
That was absolutely brilliant news for Farmer Hollyoaks because he had a little sideline business where he repaired and made good all the villagers clothes. If anything needed repairing or darning and sewing, Jasper was the man.

He had a job in now for 3 items, one for the master, one for the Dame, and one for the little boy who lived down the lane, and these bags of wool would come in very handy.'

'It isn't the first time this has happened either,' continued Farmer Jasper. 'Last week, I'd run out of wool so I asked Wooly and she had 3 bags of wool again. I had a rush job in to mend some jerseys, some socks, and all the little holes in the little girls' frocks. She's a lifesaver Wooly, and very reasonable.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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