Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

Written by Mr Goster

Sunday, 20 March 2011

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In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday.

Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview every day for the last seven weeks and was again on Sky Television this morning.

The man many are tipping to be the next England Manager has had a remarkable eighteen months in charge of Tottenham Hotspur, and guided them into the latter stages of The Champions League at the first attempt.

He's flavour of the month, a cheeky chappie who's always got a smile for the cameras and a story to make us laugh and always available for comments, hence his media popularity at present.

He was unavailable for comment as the story broke, but his agent, Austin Texas, issued the following statement.

'Obviously we're quite shocked that there seems to be a free pocket in Harry's schedule, but rest assured, I'll find somebody whose willing to fit him in for a chat.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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