Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week.
'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g thing since sliced bread, always have been, and My Band is the absolute B***ocks. Way better than Oasis ever were. Our Kid's a T***er too. And you can quote me on that! Noel, you're a T***er.
All the best, Liam!
He's just jealous really. We're having a great time just churning out banging tunes that'll Live Forever. They're Supersonic and we're gonna Roll With It and have a F*****g blast. We're moving on man, breaking new ground.
The first person to ask me if we're influenced by The Beatles will get this F*****g microphone stand up his A**e. Infact if I'd been around when they formed, they'd have been begging me to join them!
That's how F*****g cool I am.
We're that B***ard Brilliant we'll Blow all These other Bands away.
We'll S**t Glastonbury up with how F*****g good we are, and NO, our kid won't be makin' no F*****g Guest Bl**ding Appearance. Not on my watch Soldier. No F*****g way.
Our fans will buy the Album in boatloads you just F*****g watch. Keep Your F*****g Beady F*****g Eye on Beady F*****g Eye!
Anyway, thanks for the interview man, it's most appreciated. Gotta go now, I'm picking the kids up and meeting the wife at Sainsbury's.'
