Cow Breaks World Record

Funny story written by Mr Goster

Saturday, 12 March 2011

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Mad Malc McTavish

There was mayhem today at the Annual World Cow Jumping Games in Scotland.

An amazing series of events was triggered when the entrance money was somehow stolen by two mysterious onlookers who looked exactly like a Cat and a Fiddle.

'They've vanished into nowhere. All I know is we've been diddled,' said Les Miserable, the Event organiser.

Next up in the extraordinary sequence of events was Angus, A Black and White Cow from Aberdeen. He shattered the world record with an amazing jump when he actually cleared the moon. Owner Jerry Atrick and his pet dog thought it was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

'When you see such fun you have to laugh, and my little dog loved that record attempt.'

The day then got even weirder when one of the catering staff came running out of the kitchen tent and screamed ' One of my Dishes has ran off with a spoon.'

Event veteran and cow fanatic Mad Malc McTavish from Dundee said, 'I've had a great day. If I didn't know better I'd think this was like some sort of bonkers Nursery Rhyme.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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