New York- The World Health Organization (WHO) announced they would be making deep cuts in circumcision programs in Africa due to budget concerns. "Due to falling budgets related to the economic crisis, our funding for male circumcision as part of...
Washington, D.C. - After criticizing bailed out banks for not making loans to jump start the economy, Barack Obama announced another measure to issue tough love to the banks in order to keep them honest and responsible in their business dealings.
Washington, D.C.- Gun rights supporterss have been shocked by the release of an internal campaign memo showing Obama planned to restrict gun access through fear and free market principles. The memo, drawn up in early 2008 with the help of Nobel Laure...
Newark, New Jersey - Former New Jersey Nets recruit ReJean Barry Jackson filed lawsuit against the three mothers of his illegitimate children, seeking custody and child support. Rejean, a former college basketball player for the Kansas Jawhawks, said...
Short Life of Party Based on Comparing Every One Else to Nazis East Germany - The early 1990s saw a series of tumultuous events that would change the face of international politics. The fall of the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact led to political restructuring and ideological shifts. Several important political movements have come out of times of crisis and changed the future of the world fore...
Washington, D.C. - Senator Jack Reed (D-RI) and Senator Richard Burr (R-NC) were both hospitalized this week for health complications tied to the Seante health care bill. Senator Reed suffered a back injury lifting the 2,000 page bill and Burr suffer...
Baltimore, MD - Baltimore police officer Dan Gorgonowicz, a ten year veteran of the police force, recently filled out a living will asking that in the event of substantial injury or mutilation on the job he be taken off hospital life support and beco...
Plainsborough, New Hampshire - Psychologists are reporting the first case of post traumatic stress disorder tied to video gaming. A patient referred to as "Don" is suffering after beta testing the game Operation Liberty Strike, a first person shooter...
New York - The increase in furloughs, which are unpaid days off from the job, could have a negative effect on the economy overall, says a new report. Furlough days, which have been used in lieu of layoffs by government and private companies, have cre...
London, UK - Conspiracy theorists and anti-terror diehards have called on the Parliament to reinstate the UFO hotline or else risk sending the wrong message to terrorists and extraterrestrials. "Terrorists will read this and see that the UK is no...
Augusta, GA - Michaele Salahi, the female half of the White House Crasher Couple, has joined the chorus of women claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. Wood's marital infidelities came to light after he crashed his car on his street at two...
Davenport, IA - Aaron Truscott IV, Esq., a trial attorney from a family of infamous ambulance chasers, has taken the family firm "Truscott & Sons" to a new level with the purchase of the firm's first ambulance. Truscott said that competition f...
Wasilla, AL - In a Facebook posting former Alaska governor Sarah Palin called Barack Obama's timetable for withdrawal from Afghanistan "artificial", saying that the timetable could prevent a US victory and make it harder for the US to quit before the...
Washington, D.C. - US executives representing several bailed out and troubled firms appeared before a joint session of Congress to protest caps on executive pay. The executives threatened that if they were denied such perks they would leave the priva...
Washington, D.C. - The US Treasury delayed implementation of a ban on financial institutions from doing transactions with Internet gambling sites. Originally set up as a way to curb unregulated Internet gambling, the Treasury decided to extend gambli...
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