Augusta, GA - Michaele Salahi, the female half of the White House Crasher Couple, has joined the chorus of women claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. Wood's marital infidelities came to light after he crashed his car on his street at two in the morning.
"Obviously I was the cause of the crash. My husband and I had just made the news for our party crashing and seeing me obviously stirred Tiger's passions. I bear a passing resemblance to his wife and he probably called out my name in bed," Salahi said.
While Tiger Woods has remained mum about the legitimacy of any particular claim, some skeptics think that Salahi is simply trying to gain more of the spotlight while her fifteen minutes of fame wanes.
"Before the Tiger Woods story, the big focus had been on them, them, them, which is exactly what attention whores seek. Tiger is more conservative in his personal life. In the golf world having an extramarital affair is like being on the green: You keep quiet and let the guy with the club do all the work.," said Baxter Cunningham of Golfers Weekly's On Par Blog.