In a desperate bid to stay solvent an Irish Bank has urged all its bank tellers to work topless in order to save their jobs. Molly Malone from Anglo-Irish Bank retail division "We need to recapitalise our current assets, if we are to cover the...
It's been pretty well publicised already that cute 'girl next door' Friends actress Jennifer Aniston is to go topless in the upcoming movie 'Wanderlust.' The real reason for ongoing debate seems to revolve around whether darling Jen has perhaps le...
Leading Joddrell Bank scientist, Doctor Arista Flicka contended today that if the planet Earth is ever invaded by alien species that they will probably assume the form of statuesque Amazonian type women, with enormous natural breasts, long lithe legs...
Proving once again that Andy Warhol was mostly right, Michelle (Bombshell) McGee has agreed to extend her celebrated and publicized role as a Hollywood home wrecker, by appearing as the featured dancer at a local strip club. Following several phot...
The man behind one of the most sensational news headlines ever, Charles Dingle has been turned down for parole 27 years after he unforgettably hit the headlines in 'The New York Post'. Dingle, then 23 robbed 'Herbie's Bar' a New York topless water...
Brooklyn, New York: Angry that a Brooklyn bike lane had been eliminated, a group of female bicyclists had planned the topless protest. But that was before the arrival of snow, howling winds, slippery streets, and frigid temperatures. Instead of st...
In a desperate move to try and bring customers back to their stores, F-Mart has announced plans to go topless at their cash registers. This announcement comes on the heels of National Breast Appreciation Day (September 28th), and that will also be t...
In her tireless quest for charitable works, human decency, and one eye on the publicity machine, Catherine Zeta Jones, wife of that old guy actor who was in 'The Streets Of San Francisco' on TV before starring in 'Romancing The Stone' on the silver s...
Twenty year old actress and former child star Hayden Panettierre said that she "enjoyed doing the nude scenes in I Love You, Beth Cooper" (her latest movie). The film features scenes of Hayden topless, in her underwear, and a rear shot of her removi...
The sight of one of the sexiest women in the world wandering topless in the woods today sent a badger into a frenzied panic. It happened as Fox was filming scenes for her upcoming horror movie, The Vampire Josey Wales. Fox, whose breasts have been...
Pictures posted by Lindsay Lohan on her Twitter page show her naked from the waist up with only her long blonde hair covering her modesty. However, an eagle-eyed detective investigating an alleged gem theft has discovered what he claims are diamonds...
A lawsuit by Amanda Holden and her husband Desmond Tutu against peeping-Tom paparazzo working for the London Daily Soft-porn News has the print and online media scrambling to expunge her images from their pages. 'Actress' Amanda Holden claimed in...
Groping for ways to stimulate fan interest in soccer in the United States, spokesperson Bubba Feelgood of the Blueballs Soccer Association announced formation of a new 69-team women's league to begin play on Father's Day. "Because soccer itself...
Reports coming out of the town of Basingstoke, Hampshire, UK tonight are not encouraging, as it would appear that the town has suffered an invasion of topless Amazonian alien women from the planet Venus, according to Derek Peabody, Basingstoke Direct...
In a development that is sure to rivet the attention of celebrity tabloid readers around the world for several seconds until they realize what it's actually about, the Hilton International Hotel and Convention Center in Paris, Fr...
Tenby, Pembrokeshire - (Ass Mess): Plans for a former convent to be converted into a topless hotel servicing the upper end of the hospitality and lapdancing club niche market have gone awry in Tenby.
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