Proving once again that Andy Warhol was mostly right, Michelle (Bombshell) McGee has agreed to extend her celebrated and publicized role as a Hollywood home wrecker, by appearing as the featured dancer at a local strip club.
Following several photos and interviews of the Bombshell after the highly publicized affair with Sandra Bullock's motorcycle bad-boy husband, the Cher Wanna-Be seemed a bit standoffish when asked about this next career move. "It's an exotic dance review", McGee fired back. "This is a high class show, no snakes or body paint or latex toys". When asked if the stage had a pole, McGee replied, "Yes, but I won't be using it".
Friends of McGee have been supporting her decision to use as much of the press hype as possible to further her career, which prompted queries from the Fourth Estate including, "What career?" Critics of McGee's next step up (or down) on the ladder of success; say that she might simply need to fade away. "I've seen her naked of course", says former semi-pro wrestling boyfriend Bobby (Bulldog) Weinstein, "and the full body tattoos seem to hide everything. I mean, you get naked and you want to see some skin, not a painting by Dali when he was on acid".
Insiders at the Déjà Vu exotic dance club have released McGee's song list for her inaugural appearance. Background music includes; "Love the One You're With" by Stephen Stills, "Tempted" by Squeeze, "The Other Woman" by Ray Parker Jr., and "You Know I'm No Good" by Amy Winehouse.
