Megan Fox Topless In Woods - Badger Panics

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Monday, 6 July 2009


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The sight of one of the sexiest women in the world wandering topless in the woods today sent a badger into a frenzied panic. It happened as Fox was filming scenes for her upcoming horror movie, The Vampire Josey Wales.

Fox, whose breasts have been reported in the past as being surgically enhanced was shooting the scene when the badger caught sight of her.

Witnesses told us that the badger "went mental" and started running around in circles, screeching and trying to cover his eyes with his front paws, before collapsing in a heap and biting at his sexual organs.

Filming was disrupted for a brief period until an alert sound technician rushed the badger and administered a good kick up the arse.

The badger beat a hasty retreat.

Fox was said to be a little shaken, but not stirred.

More Fox related frippery as we get it.

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