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Funny story: Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

It has been revealed today that a diamond as big as a golf ball has been found inside the London home of Naomi Campbell. It is believed to have been used to decorate a bath plug in a top secret bathroom used only by Naomi and very honoured guests, li...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Stuns Hague Court In Charles Taylor Blood Diamond Trial

Naomi Campbell Stuns Hague Court In Charles Taylor Blood Diamond Trial

The global fashionista press were mightily impressed by Naomi Campbell's appearance at the war crimes trial of Liberian trouble maker Charles Taylor. Fending off allegations that she had received 'blood diamonds' as a personal gift from the man re...

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Funny story: Tooth fairy leaves blood diamond under Naomi Campbell's pillow

Tooth fairy leaves blood diamond under Naomi Campbell's pillow

Superbitch Naomi Campbell told the international criminal court in the Hague how, after a charity dinner with Nelson Mandela (peace be upon him), she found a "dirty big stone" under the pillow in her hotel suite, which turned out to be a blood diamon...

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Funny story: More breaking news! Supermodel Naomi Campbell pulls off wig & throws it at judge while testifying at War Crimes trial!

More breaking news! Supermodel Naomi Campbell pulls off wig & throws it at judge while testifying at War Crimes trial!

THE HAGUE: Naomi Campbell angrily testified that she was unaware that the "dirty little stones" placed on her bed by masked gunmen in the stealth of night were actually diamonds. She said she didn't recognize them as diamonds in the rough because w...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Subpoenaed In War Crimes Trial!

Naomi Campbell Subpoenaed In War Crimes Trial!

An international court has once more subpoenaed Naomi Campbell to attend to testify in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor. Thus far, Campbell has put off her part of the trial by getting involved with other cases, lik...

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Funny story: Supermodel Naomi Campbell must testify in war crimes case even though she was totally "Stoned Rolling" at the time!

Supermodel Naomi Campbell must testify in war crimes case even though she was totally "Stoned Rolling" at the time!

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been subpoenaed to testify in a war crimes case and pleads "I don't remember a f*****g thing." Naomi was "innocently" invited to a party in South Africa by Charles Taylor, the ex-Liberian President, alongside Mandela,...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals. She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?" When asked the question again, she exploded...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Still In The Middle Of A Messy Trial, Feels Threatened

Naomi Campbell Still In The Middle Of A Messy Trial, Feels Threatened

Defense lawyers are opposing the court prosecutors request that Naomi Campbell testify under oath in the war crimes trial against former President of Liberia, Charles Taylor. The prosecutors hope Campbell can help show evidence by displaying the b...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Oprah Winfrey That She Blames Her Rage On Her Maple Syrup Diet

Naomi Campbell Tells Oprah Winfrey That She Blames Her Rage On Her Maple Syrup Diet

CHICAGO - One of the angriest women in America, Naomi Campbell appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about why exactly it is that she seems to always be acting like a bitter bitch. Before Campbell started talking Winfrey made it very clear...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley's Mom Says Her Son Is Not Having A Tryst With Naomi Campbell

Charles Barkley's Mom Says Her Son Is Not Having A Tryst With Naomi Campbell

DETROIT - TNT basketball sports analyst and overall commentator Charles "The Round Mound of Sound" Barkley was in Motown visiting a cousin he had not seen since his college days. Barkley's mom, who was with him, was asked by the Detroit media if t...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell, The Mean Daffy Diva Is At It Again

Naomi Campbell, The Mean Daffy Diva Is At It Again

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell has got to be one of the most conceited, arrogant, self-centered bitches in the history of bitches. The London born black woman can make the ex-quintessential prima donna Madonna look like sweet little country singin...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell In Charles Taylor Diamond Strop

Naomi Campbell In Charles Taylor Diamond Strop

Old Naomi Campbell's been at it again, flying into a right old strop when a TV interviewer kept banging on and on wanting to know if Campbell had accepted the gift of a right big sparkler from Liberian war criminal Charles Taylor. Who ran a right...

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Funny story: FURIOUS Naomi Campbell LASHES OUT in Mid-Flight DRAMA

FURIOUS Naomi Campbell LASHES OUT in Mid-Flight DRAMA

SHORT-FUSED supermodel Naomi Campbell once again showed her VILE TEMPER when she SNAPPED in public subjecting cabin crew and passengers on a mid-Atlantic flight to a TERRIFYING DISPLAY of TEMPESTUOUS ANGER! The ORDEAL began when Ms Campbell, who i...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Now Attacks Jon Gosselin

Naomi Campbell Now Attacks Jon Gosselin

After her limo driver had dropped his suit against Naomi Campbell and things had settled down between Campbell's screaming match with Chris Brown, Naomi has apparently lost it once again. This time it's with Jon Gosselin. "That little prick had t...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell To Star With Kanye West and Chris Brown In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

Naomi Campbell To Star With Kanye West and Chris Brown In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "Nasty Naomi" for the way she treats people who work for her such as maids, chauffeurs, nappy-hair fixers, cooks, and tanning specialists has signed on to star in a Chula Vista Pictures film entitled, The Thre...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg Asks "Hey Just Who The Hell Does Naomi Campbell Think She Is?"

Whoopi Goldberg Asks "Hey Just Who The Hell Does Naomi Campbell Think She Is?"

NEW YORK CITY - Well it had been a while, but it looks like the black diva - black prima donna Naomi Campbell has struck again, pun intended. The model who at times seems to think that she is more like a queen than just a simple model like thousan...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Arrested For Beating Up Chris Brown!

Naomi Campbell Arrested For Beating Up Chris Brown!

Naomi Campbell's temper got the best of her once again according to several national tabloids that always have their nose up someone's arse, and put Chris Brown in the hospital. "I guess I showed that sucker how it feels to be on the receiving end...

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