Old Naomi Campbell's been at it again, flying into a right old strop when a TV interviewer kept banging on and on wanting to know if Campbell had accepted the gift of a right big sparkler from Liberian war criminal Charles Taylor.
Who ran a right tasty little firm in Africa, seizing power in Liberia and having loads of rival geezers bumped off wiv shooters and stuff by loads of crack head muppets.
Taylor's in the chokey now in The Hague but rumour has it that he's got a blinding brief.
Anyway, Taylor has a bad rep, not one wot old Nomi would wanna be tied in with. So when she wuz arsked if she'd had dinner with Charles Taylor, and accepted the tom off of him, yer know, the sparkler, the diamond, she took the hump and stormed off.
Looked like she give a camera a right old bunch of fives on the way out. Got previous for it as well has our Nomi. Forever goin' off on a bleeding strop. Done bird for it she has. Well, community stuff. Know wot I mean?
Anyway, all this malarkey ain't gonna do her Lady Lar Dee Dah image much good is it. An' the fact that she done one instead of answering the bleeding question...
Well...makes yer wonder dunnit?
Look out for the sparks. They will fly.
Update: August 5th 2010 - Naomi appears at Charles Taylor war crimes trial in the Hague. Describes appearance as "inconvenient" Looks stunning for her age still - everybody in the courtroom is so blown away by Naomi that they all forget what the question was.
