Naomi Campbell To Star With Kanye West and Chris Brown In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

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Sunday, 7 March 2010


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Naomi Campbell shown in a scene from her 2009 film "The True And Gayish Story of RuPaul."

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "Nasty Naomi" for the way she treats people who work for her such as maids, chauffeurs, nappy-hair fixers, cooks, and tanning specialists has signed on to star in a Chula Vista Pictures film entitled, The Three Stooges Come To Harlem.

Co-starring with la diva Campbell will be Kanye "The Pest" West and Chris "Mr. Excuses" Brown.

The motion picture will be filmed in Harlem and will be based on the old Three Stooges movies of the 30s,40s, and 50s. Kanye will play Moe, Chris will play Larry, and Naomi will play Curly.

Naomi who will be portraying a man will have her hair completely shaved off, she will wear no makeup, and she will wear a specially-designed butterbags smasher to smash down her ample watermelons...ah in the interest of being PC, lets make it melons.

By smashing down Naomi's melons it will give her that Kate Hudson-Keira Knightley 'no-tits to speak of' look.

The movie will also star Cloris Leachman who will be portraying herself as well as Curly's love interest. Betty White will star as Moe's bi-polar on-again, off-again lover, and Joan Rivers will star as Larry's bagel-addicted ex-wife.

The film will be rated "R" for riveting.

In a related story. Naomi Campbell has been asked by the Campbell Soup Company to please change her last name because they feel that all of her childish, immature, and shitty antics are giving the Campbell name a bad reputation.

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