Naomi Campbell Arrested For Beating Up Chris Brown!

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Friday, 5 March 2010

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"She Just Suddenly Ran Out On The Ice!"

Naomi Campbell's temper got the best of her once again according to several national tabloids that always have their nose up someone's arse, and put Chris Brown in the hospital.

"I guess I showed that sucker how it feels to be on the receiving end of the ugly stick", Naomi reportedly told The National Sewer!

Brown apparently had been discovered on the ground in the fecal position, following a fifteen minute fetal position after the lady had delivered a low blow!

"Talk about knocking the crap out of someone", stated one doctor in the emergency room at Saint Purdy where Brown was taken after begging for pain pills all the way there, "this guy got one big kick!"

"Talk about kicking the sh*t out of somebody..."

"Doc, will you shut up and help me here. My balls are hanging over my belt...in the back. I hope the judge gives her 30 days of community clean-up and she has to clean up what I left back there!"

"Talk about knocking the holy sh..!"

"I heard you the first time, Doc. On second thought, I don't want her EVER mad at me again."

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