NEW YORK CITY - Well it had been a while, but it looks like the black diva - black prima donna Naomi Campbell has struck again, pun intended.
The model who at times seems to think that she is more like a queen than just a simple model like thousands of others seems to relish in acting like a Civil War bullwhip-carrying overseer than a person who genuinely cares for her fellow human beings.
La Campbell's antics even caused fellow black sista Whoopi Goldberg to remark to Barbara Walters, "Hey just who the hell does Naomi Campbell think she is?"
The 39-year-old London born Campbell, who looks about as British as Mike Tyson or Shaquille O'Neal, is reportedly being investigated for striking her limousine driver simply because he had his chauffeurs cap turned slightly to the side.
Miss Naomi Campbell has demonstrated time and time again that she needs to be locked up for a while to appreciate exactly just how lucky the black brat has it.
Back in 2000, Naomi the Nasty, as some of her fans refer to her slapped her hairstylist simply because she told her that she had split ends. Campbell replied that her hair was perfect, has always been perfect, and will always be perfect.
In 2002, she kicked her cook because she had used way too much corn in her cornbread. The cook called the police and Campbell spent 12 hours in jail.
The cook filed a lawsuit and ended up settling out of court for $3,000 and 10 five pound bags of Oprah Winfrey's Ah Huh Special Recipe Cornmeal.
Then in 2003, Campbell was at a modeling show in Naples, Italy, and she hit an Italian model with an umbrella when she learned that the model Francesca Francafettini was wearing the same exact panties as her including size, color, and style.
Campbell has said on many occasions that she is the most talented black person since baseball great Hank Aaron. And she remarked that she can sing better than Whitney Houston.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Well that really ain't saying much cause these days even Don Rickles can sing better than 'Downhill' Houston, and old Don is 103.]
Author Harrington W. Gillermark wrote in his recent best seller Campbell Ain't Soup - She's Porridge that Campbell, in 2006, assaulted her maid because she had forgotten to dust her master bedroom bathtub.
But perhaps the "Nasty Naomi" incident that took the watermelon cake was when she hit a homeless man in Detroit simply because he had misspelled a word on his 'Will Work For Food' cardboard sign.
SIDENOTE: The Fox Network has stated that they are currently in talks to give Campbell her own reality game show. It will be called, Hey Folks, Guess Who Naomi Will Hit Next?
