C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...
Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's on again, off again relationship is apparently off again as Hemsworth told reporters in Australia yesterday. "I'm finally through with that part of my life. I admit that Miley wore me out. I have a career to think...
According to a new health organisation survey, there has been an increase in people who can no longer reach their own bottoms due to their arms being too short or in some cases, the arse itself has moved further away, either way, there are increasing...
The socialist dominated sexual health authority has finally been shamed into coming clean about the rectums true purpose by Cammi and Cleggy despite threats from the political correctness brigade of the former labour government and many will be shock...
Regular readers of theSpoof.com (If such people actually exist) may recall a story from April 30th 2010, with the headline: 'Chinese Bloke Dies In Eel Up The Bum Prank Gone Wrong.' Well, we can now report that it's happened again, except this time...
After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up. The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...
Donna, the sophomore who wears bangs to cover up her zitty forehead, got another zit today, except this time it wasn't on her forehead as usual, it was on her butt! Horrified, the crafty teenager put some Nozema on her butt on Tuesday night. That...
The battle for UA-FS-A Champions League places continues to hot up at the Face Sitting League summit after Liverpool and ARSE-ON Villa both won but Tottenham had to settle for a single seat, while at the 'opposite end' of the table the basement dwell...
The American heiress and socialite Paris Hilton is to have the world's first buttock transport. Paris who stars in many pornographic films is said to be undertaking the operation for professional reasons. The operation is likely to last around 6...
WASHINGTON - The Presidential Inaugural Committee in charge of allocating tickets to the inaugural balls are running into some flack. Trying to avoid a repeat of the embarrassment First Lady Laura Bush suffered in 2006, when she arrived at the Kenned...
According to a report in the local newspaper, a strip joint in Chester, England, is offering local businesses a new place to advertise: on dancers' butt cheeks. A spokesman for the Playbody Lounge said the ads are "a bit cheeky", but also a serio...
Washington, DC/ Washington Post - Just when American Taxpayers thought they had seen it all, Democratic Leadership in Congress Mooned them in one of the most Cheeky displays of unadulterated hubris in political history, not seen since Frank showed h...
Doctor Bradley Annis, chief researcher at MIT's Department of Analendolgy, stated today, that a working prototype of a new positive identification device is in operation. The device, the Annisometure, named after it's primary inventor, Doctor Anni...
Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.
Research conducted at the American Fashion Institute, in conjunction with the Psychology Department at Colorado State University, determined that the expression "Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts" is true; women really are turned on more by men...
Two men have invented a way to enhance human health and profit while doing so.
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