Written by Knowles

Monday, 31 May 2010

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Wimbledon has a very strict dress code.

After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up.

The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the entire crease line, Ewwwwww.

"Butt Suck Up" isn't commonly seen, though as Venus wears such tiny tennis skirts, the whole world has been made aware of the condition during her recent games.

In some cases the panties needed to be peeled from the butt by trained specialists.

Though for those looking forward to seeing Venus' butt crease during next months Wimbledon, forget it. The dress code, penned by crabby ugly spinsters in 1891, strictly forbids any scant underclothing.

Damn it, Janet! Or should I say, Venus!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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