The American heiress and socialite Paris Hilton is to have the world's first buttock transport. Paris who stars in many pornographic films is said to be undertaking the operation for professional reasons.
The operation is likely to last around 6 hours with each check having to be transplanted by a different surgical team. Brave Paris is likely to be out of "action" as it were, for around 5 weeks.
The donor of the buttocks is a closely guarded secret but rumours are the buttocks might belong to UK funny man Christopher Biggins. If Biggins does prove to be the donor Paris can certainly be expected to enjoy a fuller more rounded check.
