Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.
OK, OK, I don't have a real story to write about Paris Hilton, but I really like this picture of her showing her arse in a pair of jeans.
I thought that if I came up with a long and rambling, made-up story about her, it would be a good excuse to show it again.
But, I don't have a story...but let's have the picture anyhow.
Sorry to all of you Paris Hilton scandal fans - no scandal, but a great picture, I'm sure you'll agree!