Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Funny story written by Arthur Pint

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

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Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.

OK, OK, I don't have a real story to write about Paris Hilton, but I really like this picture of her showing her arse in a pair of jeans.

I thought that if I came up with a long and rambling, made-up story about her, it would be a good excuse to show it again.

But, I don't have a story...but let's have the picture anyhow.

Sorry to all of you Paris Hilton scandal fans - no scandal, but a great picture, I'm sure you'll agree!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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