Written by Alibanger Wanger

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

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Yikes! A butt zit!

Donna, the sophomore who wears bangs to cover up her zitty forehead, got another zit today, except this time it wasn't on her forehead as usual, it was on her butt!

Horrified, the crafty teenager put some Nozema on her butt on Tuesday night. That doesn't work, so tomorrow she will try toothpaste and a blow dryer.

Usually Donna doesn't worry about a zit on her butt that nobody will see, but she has a crush on Ted who's a senior and who she wants to make out with at Christy's party on Friday, and she doesn't want to risk having a zit on her butt that will make Ted think of her as "Donna Zitty-Butt" for the rest of his life.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Teens, bum, spots, pimple




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