Washington DC: Gingrich Pelosi University (GPU) has instituted changes to their software (SW) development classes to be in conformance with prevailing political ideologies. As an example the basic software class, SW 101: Introduction to Software D...
Hollywood CA: Universal Studios grossed $150 million over the weekend with its new smash hit motion picture "Conversion of a Liberal." The movie is based upon the fictional novel by Ronald Wilson Goldwater that claims to be an unauthorized biograp...
Washington DC: US taxpayers were seen installing a weight lifting room in the White House, between the bowling alley and the basketball court. This weight lifting room contains the latest in barbell equipment (dumbbell is not politically correct)...
Los Angeles, CA: A baseball game between PETA and Sierra Club members is scheduled here today in Dodger Stadium. FOX TV News has agreed to empire the game, with the Sierra Club being the home team. Some preconditions had already been agreed to, pr...
New York NY: Ms. Ann Coulter author and Republican conservative right wing pundit was seen with Jeff Zucker President & CEO of NBC Universal, having a quiet intimate dinner. Observers speculated that there may be some romantic angle here. Howe...
Washington DC: A lawsuit was filed against Saudi Arabia and all the world's Arab and Muslim states that deny women their rights. The Arab Muslim Women's Civil Liberties Union (AMWCLU) was formed because of the shameful behavior of the United Nations...
Washington DC: A Federal Communications Commission (FCC) panel was convened to hear testimony from the single holdout in the nation who has not upgraded his analog TV set to digital format. The FCC panel members were curious to know why Mr. Gates...
Hell, Michigan: After over 2000 years in business the Boogie Man has retired and is moving to Kissimmee FL, near Disneyworld. "This Michigan town freezes over every winter and I am sick of it," he was heard saying! Others cautioned that where he was...
Washington DC: A preschooler, Little Johnny (name withheld because he is a minor) has been charged with multiple counts of unintentional manslaughter. Little Johnny's defense attorney said that "the defense is pleading him not guilty by virtue of en...
Jerusalem Israel: The world was greatly surprised to learn of a Bar Mitzvah ceremony held here for the former Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu and the entire Israeli cabinet attended. Prior to...
Havana Cuba: Cuba has returned another boatload of Americans to South Florida after their unsuccessful attempt to reach government officials in Havana. A Cuban government spokesperson "attributed the recent number of boats that have tried to get o...
London UK: A British court has found five vandals, who broke windows during a protest of the G 20 Meetings, guilty as charged. The "Foolish Five" as they are known have been sentenced to death by hanging. Following the G20 Meeting police arrested...
Kabul Afghanistan: The Afghan parliament legalized same sex marriage between men and men today. The new Afghan legislation came in the wake of President Obama's surprise announcement that all 16 million Afghan women will be leaving the country by...
Boston MA: As part of the Obama Administration's new "tax the rich" redistribution of wealth program, all rich people will be required to relocate to Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Connecticut. The definition of rich is anyone with a net worth...
Washington DC: A woman has been charged with posting nude videos of herself on Youtube in various compromising positions. She faces criminal charges for distributing pornography and may eventually be designated as a sex offender. The trial began tod...
New York, NY: Kim Jong Il, the leader of North Korea, traveled to United Nations headquarters today. He came to deliver a speech to an emergency session of the Security Council as to the intent of North Korea's missile launch of 5 April 2009. Kim...
Mohave CA: The Acme Homicide Bomber School (AHBS) closed its doors today. The good news is that the school's first class successfully passed their educational assessment exams. The AHBS, located in a remote part of the Mohave Desert, had asked the...
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